Get the Back to School Bundle! It’s got everything you need for the best four years of your life. Five if you’re an idiot.
- Comes with the brand-new College Pack, with 30 cards about learning and throw up.
- Also includes a protractor for your studies, a condom, and more.
- Comes with a special 18" x 24" poster for your dorm room.
- You should break up with your high school boyfriend.
- Won’t put you $300,000 in debt.
Remember when you were in college and ate ramen noodles and had sex all the time? Wouldn’t it be great to relive those glory days?